My Human continues to baffle me. She brought home something and I’m supposed to do something with it, but I don’t know what. The thing has two ears and two eyes, but no legs. Yet it moves. When it moves it makes a whirring, clicking sound. But it only moves on the tiled floor in our hall. Also, it has no smell, which is very strange. And when I speak to it, it never responds. I don’t know what to make of it, or what I’m supposed to do. My Human keeps pushing the thing towards me – but why?
The Human,(complaining) : A perfectly good clockwork mouse – I thought Chocolat would love it. After all she brings home mice every single week. Granted, they are brown with two yellow back stripes and they are self-propelled and provide endless fun and entertainment for my energetic cat, but still! Cats !!!! *&^%!!